📱 eBook en inglés FIRST DATE

A Comedy of Sexual Errors

James thinks hes just going on a normal dinner date with an edgy art girl from a dating app. What he gets instead is Juliet, a walking hurricane of sexual chaos who says every filthy thought that crosses her mind and has zero filter between her brain and her mouth.

From the moment she starts casually discussing what she wants to do with her tongue at dinner, James knows hes in for a wild ride. Juliet is drop-dead gorgeous, completely unhinged, and blessed with a mouth that could make a saint reconsider their vows. Shes also got some serious mental health complications that make every conversation a roll of the dice.

What starts as sexual tension over pasta becomes an increasingly deranged evening where James finds himself torn between his hard cock and his survival instincts. Juliet promises mind-blowing oral skills, delivers on those promises in spectacular fashion, then throws curveballs that would make a professional baseball player dizzy.

This is a story about lust versus self-preservation, about what happens when the hottest sex of your life comes attached to more red flags than a communist parade. Its about cock-teasing taken to an art form, about orgasm denial that borders on psychological warfare, and about a man who has to choose between getting off and getting out with his sanity intact.

Expect explicit sexual content, dark comedy, and enough chaos to power a small city. Jamess dick is definitely interested. The question is whether the rest of him will survive the experience.