📱 eBook en inglés UNCIVILIZED: A Modern Cryptid's Hairy-Tale

Hes elusive. Hes hairy. Hes learning how to use smart checkout.

Sal Squatch has lived most of his life in the quiet shadows of the forest, until now. Fueled by curiosity, questionable advice from the internet, and a poncho he found at a bus stop, Sal decides its time to live like a modern man.

Unfortunately, modern life has… complications.

Office culture. Smart home disasters. The DMV. Sal tries side hustles, social etiquette, and even goat yoga. But no matter how many gadgets he buys or seafood buffets hes banned from, one question haunts him: can a Sasquatch ever really fit in?

Told through laugh-out-loud narrative and Sals deeply sincere (and occasionally squirrel-conspiracy fueled) journal entries, UNCIVILIZED: A Modern Cryptid Hairy-Tale is a heartwarming and hilarious tale about identity, self-acceptance, and the importance of knowing when to unplug, unmask, and just be yourself.

A comedy of errors with a heart as big as its feet, this is the ultimate story of an out of place cryptid on a very human journey.