📱 eBook en inglés FREYJA

FREYJA is the first in the entertaining FEMALE FUTURE fantasy series.

SUPREME BEING GAIA concludes that the human patriarchys control and greed-fuelled insane race to Earths early expiry date have screwed her Planet Earth Experiment.

TO GIVE IT ONE LAST CHANCE, she is sending her adopted daughter, Freyja, to prepare to be its Saviour with the assistance of Forever Astrid and Witches and the like.

LIVE FREYJAs MAGICAL journey from Mermaid 139 to shapeshifting Fairy.

MEET FREYJA at Fairy HQ in Edale, The Peak District, Derbyshire, Britland.

WATCH FREYJA learn of patriarchal cultures and their progress to doom.

ENTER A WORLD removed from soul-sucking sensationalism and brain-rotting TV trivia, X-rated Twatter, TicTacky, Instacrap, macho-manure, and violent media.

WHERE FREYJA Is Now Preparing A Mission For Us All…JOIN HER!

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY WITCHES

Her Graciousness WITCH EVIL LYN, a FREYJA confidante, who recently accepted the position of senior advisor to the Mayor of Greater Manchester (She refused the PMs offer with her now famous retort, "Sod Off"), says Freyjas bio is suitable for bright 16 to 90-year-olds +. "Its fun, entertaining, seriously vital and a touch quirky - and a great thought-provoking gift."

"Beaucoup de mes sœurs courageuses sont ici, et le feu de joie du patriarcat est bien pissé dessus. It warms my heart truly. Cest envoûtante comme moi et Freyja."

(SORCIÈRE NOËLLE, 2025. Première dame du président de la République)

BREAKING NEWS 2025: (page 308, FREYJA)

Netanyahu and the Israeli Government, the Sudanese Commanders of the RSF and SAF, and Vladimir Putin take the top three places in the devilish Natharas list of the THE GANG OF TEN most Successfully Appalling Leaders And Governments, 2025.

Nathara says competition has been fierce. She has already confirmed that the USA has ousted Saudi Arabia from the list. Tut tut, Saudi! She says the list of G10 members from May 2025 looks comfortably placed to retain their position, possibly for some years.

Some say Nathara should consider them because they are complicit in their silence and/or support of the appalling actions of governments on the list. Their just claims have caused Nathara to consider that her list may be too short. However, she decided to keep it to ten to encourage competition.

"FREYJA is soon to be ruthlessly banned in many countries mentioned, excluding Guernsey and Tuvalu for obvious reasons explained in the book, and not Greenland, which escaped a mention. Be cordially advised to obtain a copy while you can."

(G. Pheby, 2025. Author)