AARON REYNOLDS

From #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds comes the third hilariously macabre mystery in The Incredibly Dead Pets of Rex Dexter series.My name is Rex Dexter. Yes. THAT Rex Dexter. The one cursed with the ability to see and talk to dead animals. The solver of atrocities against the four-footed. The savior of the flipper-finned. Save your standing ovation for later, because I have bigger things on my mind. Rabbits. Specifically, dead rabbits. And not just anybunny. This particular gaggle of rabbits once belonged to the Astounding Isabel, Middling Falls foremost birthday party magician. One thing has quickly become clearsomebunny hates magic. Whoever it is, theyre attempting to put the Astounding Isabel out of the birthday biz for good. And theyre willing to whack a whole lotta bunnies to do it. Its a cold cruel world out there. But dont worry. Im on the case. And so is Darvish. And Drumstick. And possibly several dozen rabbits. The point is, nobunny pulls one over on Rex Dexterand his best friendand his dead chicken.Nobunny.

This wet, wild, and hilariously illustrated story from a New York Times bestselling author takes readers on a wacky adventure that spirals out of control as soon as our pet hero discovers a narwhal hanging out in his bedroom.Rex Dexter is cursed . . . with brains . . . and daring . . . and more than his fair share of devilish good looks. But also with an actual curse: dead animals keep showing up in his bedroom, wanting him to solve their murders.After successfully sleuthing a series of endangered animal assassinations, Rex is pretty sure hes home free, spiritually speaking. But thats when he finds a two thousand pound narwhal in his beanbag chair. And this tough guy is dead. And super crabby about it.Fishy business is at hand. And as if thats not bad enough, Rexs mom has a stressful new job. His new teacher may be part of a Russian hit squad. His best friend Darvish is distracted by a role-playing game. And, horror of horrors, Rex may accidentally have a girlfriend.Rex Dexter is neck-deep in dead pet problems. And hes determined to solve them. Or let his best friend Darvish die trying.

New York Times best-selling author Aaron Reynolds delivers an "entertainingly spooky romp" (Publishers Weekly, starred review) about Rex Dexter, who is itching to have a dog . . . but ends up with a pet chicken. One hour and fourteen minutes later, the chicken is dead (by a steamroller), Rex is cursed (by the Grim Reaper), and wild animals are haunting Rexs room (hounding him for answers). Even his best friend Darvish is not going to believe this, and that kid believes everything! Rexs uninvited ghostly guests are a chatty, messy bunch. And they need Rex to solve their mysterious deadly departures from the Middling Falls Zoo before it happens again. But how?

Each weekly page of this hilarious swear a day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive laden saying perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike Combined weekend pages provide a special all new opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions ad lib style Laugh and swear all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar Features include No single use plastic Page size 5 354 x 4 488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy based ink Full color tear off pages Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Back of weekend pages contain fill in the blank Create Your Own Effin Birds Day Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

Are you in need of some swear therapy Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar filled with funny and ferocious foul mouthed fowls Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit stirrers as they dish out irreverent one liners and profane yet relatable trash talk every season of the year Features include 12 x 12 12 x 24 open Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC certified paper with soy based ink Planning spread for September December 2025 Spans January December 2026 Generous grid space for appointments notes and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases based on Universal Time Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

From the team behind the New York Times bestselling and Caldecott Medalwinning Creepy Carrots! and its sequels comes the third entry in a spin-off chapter book series in which Jasper Rabbit tells the story of a mole whose hobby unravels into horror!Check out the third installment in Jasper Rabbits all-new series of Creepy Tales! Ready for some serious spookiness? Ready to surrender to the goofiness of your imagination? Well, then let Jasper tell you about Winona Mole and her unsettling experience with her favorite thing in the worldyarn!Winona has one true love, and that is crocheting. She loves it more than anything, to the point where her father took her to the Museum of Woolen Arts and Yarn Stitchery for her ninth birthday. But she may have gotten more than she bargained for when an unexpected souvenir changes her life forever. With a talent that seems to grow overnight, she earns a spot on the hottest show on television, Yarn is Everything!. She might just earn the title of Ultimate Yarn Master crocheter of all timebut at what price?Because nothing comes for free, and in this creepy tale you better be careful that your fabric obsessions dont becomeeverything.

Three starred reviews!An instant #1 New York Times bestseller!Beautiful to the eye and sure to delight younger horror enthusiasts Kirkus Reviews (starred review)From the team behind the New York Times bestselling and Caldecott Medalwinning Creepy Carrots! and its sequels comes the first entry in a spin-off chapter book series in which Jasper Rabbit tells the story of a young marmot whose tonsils get the better of him.Jasper the Rabbit is back! A little older and wiser, he collects creepy stories to share as cautionary tales. If youre ready for some chills and chuckles alike, tune in as Jasper weaves the yarn of Charlie Marmot and the particular pickle he found himself in.See, Charlie here has a problem: his tonsils have become infected and have to come out. No biggie, right? But when he decides he wants to keep them in a jar for show and tell, things get creepy First, strange slurping sounds in his room keep Charlie awake the night before his surgery. Then, he goes to the doctor only to be told his tonsils are already gone! Could it be theyre out for revenge?Join Jasper and Charlie in this first Creepy Tale chapter book and learn from Charlies mistakes before its too late!

A New York Times bestseller!From the team behind the New York Times bestselling and Caldecott Medalwinning Creepy Carrots! and its sequels comes the second entry in a spin-off chapter book series in which Jasper Rabbit tells the story of a badger who discovers broccoli can bite back!Jasper the Rabbit is back! A little older and wiser, he collects creepy stories to share as cautionary tales. If youre ready for some chills and chuckles alike, tune in as Jasper weaves the yarn of Thadeus Badger and the sticky situation he found himself in.Now, Thadeus is a typical badger. He and his best friend, Oliver Possum, love burgers as much as they dislike exercise. And they hate eating veggies even more. But when they make a deal with Olivers parents to eat an entire saladwell lets just say the chompers might soon become the chomped. This is a creepy tale after all and even the healthiest things can turn on you.Join Jasper and Thadeus in this second Creepy Tale chapter book and learn from Thadeuss mistakes before its too late!

A funny graphic-novel series by Aaron Reynolds, New York Times bestselling author of Creepy Carrots!His grandpa invented fire. His dad invented the wheel. How will Caveboy Dave leave his mark?Dave Unga-Bunga has always been more scrawny than brawny. This is a major problem when your village expects you to become a meat-bringer. At age twelve, all young cave-people must stalk through the eerie mushroom forests for a prehistoric beast the village can feast on. But Dave would much rather invent stuff for a better lifelike underwear to make loincloths less itchy and cutlery to make eating less filthy. Can Dave save his group by inventing the perfect defense against a bloodthirsty pokeyhorn? Or will he MEET HIS DOOM? First in a new series, More Scrawny Than Brawny delivers irresistible characters, big thrills, and even bigger laughs. "Imagine a prehistoric version of Wimpy Kid meets Captain Underpants."Boys Life

It is a sad and sorry day when Burnt Beard the Pirate and his scurvy crew swagger into Old Cheyenne looking to bury their treasure. Black Bob McKrawterror of the Wild Westand his posse dont take too kindly to pirates invading their town. And to add insult to injury, the pirates and cowboys cant understand a lick of what the others are saying. None of them cowboys speak Pirate, and none of them pirates speak Cowboy. Who will save the day before these sorryand stinky!bilge rats and yellow-bellied varmints draw their cutlasses and six-shooters? From the creator of the hilarious Creepy Carrots, comes the story of a simple misunderstanding that almost meant the end of Old Cheyenne.This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

From New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds comes the latest installment of Caveboy Dave, a middle-grade graphic novel series perfect for fans of Captain Underpants.Twelve-year-old Dave Unga-Bunga is having a great year: he survived his deadly Baby-Go-Boom ceremony, hes earned the respect of the villagers of Bleccchh, and he just invented ice cream and summer vacation. Before the ice cream melts, Dave and his friends spot a plume of smoke on the horizon (could there be another tribe nearby?) and suddenly Shaman Faboo--the glue that holds the village together--goes missing. With no one to tell them what to do or how to think, the village panics and elects Dave as their new leader. If Dave cant find Shaman Faboo and bring him back (alive), hell be doomed to a life of boredom and something much worse: public service! Not So Faboo, the second book in the Caveboy Dave series, delivers irresistible characters, big thrills, and even bigger laughs.

It is a sad and sorry day when Burnt Beard the Pirate and his scurvy crew swagger into Old Cheyenne looking to bury their treasure. Black Bob McKrawterror of the Wild Westand his posse dont take too kindly to pirates invading their town. And to add insult to injury, the pirates and cowboys cant understand a lick of what the others are saying. None of them cowboys speak Pirate, and none of them pirates speak Cowboy. Who will save the day before these sorryand stinky!bilge rats and yellow-bellied varmints draw their cutlasses and six-shooters? From the creator of the hilarious Creepy Carrots, comes the story of a simple misunderstanding that almost meant the end of Old Cheyenne.

How do the robot children of Clackentown spend snow days? They have supersonic snowball fights, make robot angels with wing nuts moving up and down, take hot oil baths to thaw out the joints, and receive eskimo kisses on metal noses at bedtime.Author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator David Barneda team up to tell a hilarious story about two favorite subjectsrobots and snow days!

It seems like any other winter day in Montgomery, Alabama. Mama and child are riding where theyre supposed to--way in the back of the bus. The boy passes the time by watching his marble roll up and down the aisle with the motion of the bus, until from way up front a big commotion breaks out. He cant see whats going on, but he can see the policeman arrive outside and he can see Mamas chin grow strong. "There you go, Rosa Parks," she says, "stirrin up a nest of hornets. Tomorrow all thisll be forgot." But they both know differently.With childlike words and powerful illustrations, Aaron Reynolds and Coretta Scott King medalist Floyd Cooper recount Rosa Parks act of defiance through the eyes of a child--who will never forget.

A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earthfrom the creator of the Webby Awardwinning hit Instagram account!Effin Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think Im going to need more booze to deal with this week) that made the Effin Birds feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubons most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin fan or birder.

¡RECUERDA!Los calzoncillos maléficos pueden ser muy pesados, y por más que los quieras hacer desaparecer, estarán a tu lado.CLAVES DE VENTA:Lo que nos asusta depende de nuestro punto de vistaLo que parece malo o amenazante puede convertirse en una ventaja. Si no puedes con tu enemigo, unete a el.