All This Has Nothing To Do With Me

Set to be one of the coolest novels of the yearStylist

When journalist MS interviews the mysterious XX for a job at her Paris magazine, she hires him straight away – because hes gorgeous.

As one date leads to another, her obsession spirals. MS finds herself writing letters to Facebook (to see if XX can tell how many times she views his page), to her phone company (can they delete messages she regrets sending?) and to XXs favourite author (who is dead), whilst the object of her affection remains aloof, a moodily seductive Vespa-riding urbanite.

All This Has Nothing To Do With Me by Monica Sabolo is an exposé of a broken heart. With full access to MSs photos, diary extracts and emails, it documents MS and XXs relationship from jubilant start to painful finish, and lays out her life – and past – for our scrutiny.

Highly original, extremely funny, and darkly moving, this is an unputdownable glimpse into the depths of one womans psyche.