Fleabag: The Scriptures

Bestseller in the UK, Sunday Times, November 2019.

The complete Fleabag. Every Word. Every Side-eye. Every Fox.

Fleabag: The Scriptures includes new writing from Phoebe Waller-Bridge alongside the filming scripts and the never-before-seen stage directions from the Golden Globe, Emmy and BAFTA winning series.

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HAIRDRESSER
NO.
(pointing to Claire)
That is EXACTLY what she asked for.

FLEABAG
No its not. We want compensation.

HAIRDRESSER
Claire?

CLAIRE
Ive got two important meetings and I look like a pencil.

HAIRDRESSER
NO. Dont blame me for your bad choices. Hair isnt everything.

FLEABAG
Wow.

HAIRDRESSER
What?

FLEABAG
Hair. Is. Everything. We wish it wasnt so we could actually think about something else occasionally. But it is. Its the difference between a good day and a bad day. Were meant to think that it is a symbol of power, a symbol of fertility, some people are exploited for it and it pays your fucking bills. Hair is everything, Anthony.