Fowl Play

Shes the minor-league teams chaotic mascot, sweating it out inside a giant chicken costume. Hes the grumpiest pitching coach in the stadium. One panic kiss in the parking lot turns them into the hottest fake couple in town, and neither of them can keep their hands to themselves.

Penny Lark is done with dating after three straight disasters. Dancing around as Clucky the chicken pays the bills and gets the whole stadium cheering, even if the foam suit is a sweaty nightmare and her rival, the guy in the Sir Honks-a-Lot goose costume, keeps stealing the spotlight. When her smug ex shows up with a fiancée and a wedding invite, Penny grabs the first man she sees and kisses him.

Theo Vance just wanted to ice his ruined shoulder and go home. The former major leaguer turned coach is allergic to fun, crowds, and especially feelings. But Bev Whitlock wont stop trying to set him up with her niece, and a fake girlfriend would shut that down cold. In exchange, hell be Pennys date to the wedding. They write the rules on a hot-dog wrapper. They break every single one.

What starts as public hand-holding and forced smiles turns into locker-room hookups, one-bed resort nights, viral Kiss Cam disasters, and wild celebrations with Pennys ride-or-die roommate Tasha and Theos loudmouth catcher Moose. The heat is high, the scenes are explicit, and the fake relationship keeps slipping into something dangerously real.

Between potato-salad sabotage, a mascot showdown, a championship-game grand gesture, and a rooster costume Theo never asked for, Penny and Theo have to decide if theyre still pretending... or if the hottest couple in town was never fake at all.

A steamy romantic comedy featuring consenting adults, m/f and f/f scenes, group encounters, a bisexual heroine, and a guaranteed happily ever after.