We Are Never Ever Solving This Murder

A fake detective agency. A real murder. And some very real sparks between the amateur sleuths attempting to solve it. Unravel the clues in this captivating rom-com mystery from the author of Definitely Maybe Not a Detective.

“The chemistry is crackling, the murder investigation is interesting and twisty, and the book’s title is a fun twist on a Taylor Swift lyric—what more could you ask for?”—Catherine Mack, USA Today bestselling author of You’ll Never Kill in This Town Again

Emersyn Gray isn’t convinced she’s cut out to be a private detective. She needs the money, but tailing cheating husbands isn’t exactly her dream job—and she’s not sure anyone would actually pay her to investigate anything.

Then a new client arrives at Wyatt Investigations, begging Emersyn and her colleague, Wyatt, to look into her brother’s death. He was fine until he started working at a local funeral home. Then he became secretive, withdrawn . . . and dead. The police say accident. His sister says murder. And after losing her own brother a year ago, Emersyn can’t walk away.

The deeper Emersyn and Wyatt dig, the more the funeral home starts to look like a front for something sinister. Between buried secrets, suspicious deaths, dangerous undercover work, undeniable chemistry, and an ongoing battle over who’s really in charge, they’ll have to uncover the truth fast—before they end up digging their own graves.