THE TURDUCKEN HOLIDAY FEAST

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma... or a duck wrapped in a chicken inside a turkey? Either way, the fowl foe of fowl felons, The Turducken is here in his first collection of exciting downhome farmland adventures! Join Mason Jarre (a.k.a. The Turducken) in his thrilling origin! Marvel at his prowess in tracking down the thief who tried to steal Grandma Terwilliger’s prize-winning jam recipe! Marvel at the audacity of Jack The Tipper as he goes through the farmlands of South Forty tipping cows! Shudder at the gelatinous menace of Tofurkey! Duck and cover to escape international hitman Myles Standoffish, The Pilgrim and revel in the holiday antics of Becky Sue Sweetboddy’s twin sister, Vickie Lou! It’s all farmland fun and frivolity that won’t leave your fields fallow!