BUNMI LADITAN

From the bestselling author of Dear God, an irreverent, bracingly honest, and awfully funny (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Twitters most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.Are you constantly disappointing the toddler in your life?Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief? I cant help you with that, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? You will learn: How time-outs make you look like a fool Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pantsThe hard-hitting knowledge in The Honest Toddler will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes.Happy reading. Youre doing the right thing. For once.

Meet David Jesse King, a precocious nine-year-old whose first time at church camp is turning out to be not-so-fun, in this hilarious, highly illustrated new chapter book series from bestselling author Bunmi Laditan.David is absolutely thrilled to be at a real, honest-to-goodness, actual sleepaway camp! He cant wait to jump into the lake, climb an oak tree, see a brown bear, fly down the mountain on the zip lineits going to be the best week of Davids life!But when another kid dumps a huge bowl of chocolate pudding on him, Davids first time at church camp is ruined. Can he fix things by getting revenge? Or is there another way for David to still have a fun week?The Summer Camp Disaster is the first book in the new Davids Diary series, starring a neurodivergent kid whose good intentions often get him into trouble! Written in diary entries, each title will include engaging four-color illustrations on almost every page.And dont miss book two in the Davids Diary series, The Science Fair Sabotage, set to also release on June 30, 2026!

Incorrigible and precocious David Jesse King has high hopes of winning the Faith & Fun Science Fairuntil someone sabotages his chances!in this hilarious, highly illustrated new chapter book series from the bestselling author of The Summer Camp Disaster.David loves school! Especially since he just won third place in in his schools science fair AND his class has entered the regional Faith & Fun Science Fair!Itll cost $500 for their class to go to regionals, and David is ready to be the top fundraiser and make it happen. The only thing standing in his way is Abby, the new girl who seems to be good at everything and keeps stealing Davids thunder. Can David stop Abby from sabotaging his chances of being discovered as a scientific genius? And when someone steals their fundraising money, can he figure out whose sabotaging his entire class?

"Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for."Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Lets Pretend This Never Happened "Perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood."Booklist (starred review) From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut sure to be a must-read for moms everywhere. There are good moms and bad momsand then there are hot-mess moms. Introducing Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay-at-home mom whos trying to navigate the world of Pinterest-perfect, Facebook-fantastic and Instagram-impressive mommies but failing miserably. When Ashley gets the opportunity to participate in the Motherhood Better boot camp run by the mommy-blog-empire maven she idolizes, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mom shes always wanted to be. But will she fly high or flop? With her razor-sharp wit and knack for finding the funny in everything, Bunmi Laditan creates a character as flawed and lovable as Bridget Jones or Becky Bloomwood while hilariously lambasting the societal pressures placed upon every new mother. At its heart, Ashleys story reminds moms that theres no way to be perfect, but many ways to be great.

Precocious nine-year-old David Jesse King confronts a new kid in school who turns out to be a bully in this hilarious, highly illustrated chapter book series from bestselling author Bunmi Laditan.David cant wait to show everyone at school what he got for Christmas! Its the iRobotic 3005a calculator, digital video and voice recorder, and electronic encyclopedia packed with more than 50,000 fun facts!But things take a turn when the new kid, Greg Putnam, sets his eyes on Davids cherished new gift. Will David find a way to deal with Gregs bullying on his own? Or will being Gregs number-one target keep David trembling in fear?With its engaging narrative, told through delightful diary entries and charming illustrations, The Big Bully explores ways young readers can stand up against bullying with courage while leaving room for forgiveness.And dont miss the first two books in the series: The Summer Camp Disaster and The Science Fair Sabotage.

Its time for nine-year-old David to learn a lesson in love after being paired to work on a project with his worst nightmare in this hilarious, highly illustrated chapter book from the bestselling author of Confessions of a Domestic Failure.Valentines Day is around the corner, and Davids church is planning a huge "Share the Love" potluck for their community. To make things even more exciting, the junior youth group has been given a very important role: collect recipes for the cookbook the church wants to sell as a fundraiser!But Davids is less than excited to find out that "Complainy Naomi" is on his team. Afterall, its pretty hard to love someone who is a walking raincloud and always putting a damper on anything and everything! Join David and his best buds, Nate and Abby, as they learn see that everyone has value and is worthy of love, even when they dont always get along.And dont miss the first three books in the Davids Diary series:The Summer Camp DisasterThe Science Fair SabatogeThe Big Bully

From the creator of the Honest Toddler blog, The Big Bed is a humorous picture book about a girl who doesn't want to sleep in her little bed, so she presents her dad with his own bed - a camping cot! - in order to move herself into her parents big bed in his place. A twist on the classic parental struggle of not letting kids sleep in their bed, this book features an African-American family, and was written by an African-American author.

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