NICHOLAS ALLAN

Guille es un espermatozoide que vive, con otros 300 millones de amigos, en el interior del señor García. Pronto tendrá lugar la Gran Carrera de Natación, para la que Guille practica cada día, y cuyo premio sera un extraño huevo. Pero al final de la carrera, algo maravilloso sucede y Guille... ¡Ha desaparecido!. Tierno, entrañable y accesible, no hay un libro que enseñe a los niños de donde vienen de manera tan divertida y original.

Guille es un espermatozoide que vive, con otros 300 millones de amigos, en el interior del señor García. Pronto tendrá lugar la Gran Carrera de Natación, para la que Guille practica cada día, y cuyo premio sera un extraño huevo. Pero al final de la carrera, algo maravilloso sucede y Guille... ¡Ha desaparecido! Tierno, entrañable y accesible, no hay un libro que enseñe a los niños de donde vienen de manera tan divertida y original.

Aunt Edna has created a no-nonsense nanny android to make sure Billy and Alfie dont have any fun. But then Alfie discovers how to override Auntie Anne-Droids programming and nothing can stop them eating all the Cheeki Choko Cherry Cakes they like ... until the real aunt Edna is kidnapped!

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This rip-roaring, read-aloud delight follows a giants toilet roll as it goes on a crazy journey through town, leaving havoc in its wake. What will the townsfolk do with all the enormous sheets of paper? They could build a paper plane, or make 100s of pairs of pants. . . But will there be any paper left for the giant in his time of need?

Father Christmas is back, and this time hes had three helping of sprouts! As he tries to deliver the presents, his tummy rumbles, gurgles and groans, but Father Christmas knows he must keep it in - he doesnt want to wake anyone up!Will he come up TRUMPS?

A jolly escapade through the world of potties, royalty and tiny accidents in this hilarious romp from the bestselling creator of The Queens Knickers, Nicholas Allan.Its time for the prince to use his potty, so its off to the Royal Potty Workshop! There are singing potties, potties pulled by corgis, and even super-duper flying Royal Robo-Potties!But its hard work finding the perfect potty for the job ... especially when disaster strikes. Can the Royal Baby find his own solution?Praise for The Royal Nappy:"Lots of fun"The Sun

Its a busy year for the Queen - she has lots of important events to attend. Meanwhile, a little girl is wondering what knickers Her Majesty will choose to wear on a school visit! Will they be her at home knickers - adorned with corgis - or her garden party knickers, or perhaps her woolly Balmoral ones...?Both children and adults will love this very special and endearing insight into a childs imagination, from the best-selling author-illustrator of Father Christmas Needs A Wee and Jesus Christmas Party.Recently, the Queen visited a nursery in Norfolk and enjoyed a display based on the book:"...just to make it special, there was one element that was not quite so traditional: pants. These were not just any pants, either. They were the Queens Knickers, and at Dersingham Infant and Nursery School, in Norfolk, they were put on special display in honour of their royal visitor" ~ Valentine Low, The Times

Meet the Royal Baby and of course, Nanny, who looks after the Royal Baby and the all-important Royal Nappy Cabinet!A funny, warm look at the royal nappy through history - from Henry VIII to the present day and a very special new arrival...Find out where the royal nappies are made, the different kinds for every occasion (parachuting nappies say, or shiny nappies for palace floors - whee!), and what happens when the royal nappies... run out!

A big sister is horrified when she cant fit into her swimming costume. Her BOTTOM IS SOO BIG! But her little sister has some good advice.There follows a wonderful romp through history and fairyland, as the little sister explains exactly why a big bottom can be useful. Father Christmas needs one for crash landings and, if you are a queen, a big bum is vital to keep you comfy while sitting on your throne . . . Once again Nicholas Allan combines laugh-out-loud humour with real insight that cannot fail to raise a smile.

A special new enlarged edition of the bestselling Christmas story told from the point of view of the grumpy innkeeper. When a night of angels, shepherds and bright stars keeps him from his sleep, is

Never before have the facts of life been presented in such an accessibleor novelway. Our hero is Willy, a little sperm who lives inside Mr. Browne with 300 million friends. Every day Willy practices for the Great Swimming Race. And when the day arrives, he swims faster than his 300 million friends to win the prizea marvelous egg. Then something wonderful happens, and eventually Mr. and Mrs. Browne have a baby girl who has the same winning smile as Willy and who grows up to be a great swimmer.Hilariously funny, warm, and endearing, this is a picture book that appeals on different levels to both children and grown-ups.Fresh, original, and imaginative. . . . Allans achievement is in couching fascinating facts within the construct of a gentle, direct narrative. A little knowledge is a wonderful thing, and as the rest of the facts of life fall into place, Allans readers will look back on this book with a mixture of fondness and wry amusement. The Guardian (UK)