DEAD GUYS DONT PLAY TRUMPET

If youre reading this you probably already know who I am and what I do but if youre new to me and the unadulterated fiasco that is my life heres the lowdown My name is Cate Bolt people like to call me Aunty Cate or CaBo Im just an average middleaged mum of nine who started an orphanage in Indonesia My orphanage is primarily funded by me sewing cunt on soft furnishings and selling pictures of my tits I live in a Walking Dead themed converted school bus and I drive a hot pink Kombiit matches my hair I have a few tattoos and I tend to swear quite a fucking lot Maybe Im not what youd call your average humanitarian but I have saved lives Ive been to some of the darkest and most fucked up places both physically and metaphorically Im best known however as the creator of the cunt cushion that went viral and the customer service smackdown queen For years now people have been asking me to compile all my best Messages From People Who Dont Really Like Us Very Much and other replies to mouthbreathers in a handydandy takeanywhere compendium and here it is