Off with His Head

Ye olde wasteman getting on your last nerve? Your new man is more interested in scrolling on OnlyWenches than spending time with you? Or your last date spent the whole time mansplaining? Hark, fear not, for I have some ways and means to end a man's antics . . . for good.

In today's world, if you don't want a man anymore, you have the option to walk away. Get the ick? End it. He's won't ever text back? Block him. He listens to those types of podcasts? Dump him. But women haven't always had it this easy. Transport yourself back to the medieval era, where divorce wasn't exactly an option. Maybe you had to get a little creative.

In Off With His Head, explore 100 hilarious medieval methods to get rid of a man, featuring advice on how best to dispose of someone inconspicuously, tips and tricks to orchestrate an untimely demise, and how to use a man's ego to your advantage.

In the face of limited options, women have always found ways to persevere. This is no different. It's time to silence that man, once and for all.