THE ADHD VAMPIRE

A cruise ship for retired sex addicts The USS Exciter is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget but some of them will anyway Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul halfbrother of the legendary Dracula and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine and bright shiny lights are seemingly infinite However another member of the Exciter’s wellaged population has some secrets of her own Martharetired cyborg and exspy  In the grand tradition of slasherhorror literature in which a lot of people are murdered in gruesome ways The USS Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys and an easilydistracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloodygood time