THE HOTEL AVOCADO

WARNING & 160 this book includes heavy crimes car journeys dreadfulness large fruits romance planning applications and a lot of pie BR BR Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision Should he stay in London wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour Grace and her dog Lassoo or should he move to Brighton where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado Either way he&rsquo d be letting someone down BR & 160 BR But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented vape smoke and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament soon he might be dead BR & 160 BR All Gary wants is a happy life But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it&hellip BR & 160 BR B THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER B