Striped Holes

A COMIC SCIENCE FICTION MASTERPIECE!
In the spirit of Monty Python, Arthur Schopenhauer and Douglas Adams, Striped Holes is science fiction with a sense of humor.
Sopwith Hammil might be the nations top chat-show host but his peace of mind is shattered when a time traveling bureaucrat lands on his couch. To save his life and the human race (Theyreturning the Sun off!), Sopwith must find a wife inside three hours. Turns out its not that easy, Soppy.
Meanwhile, popular astrologer and certified lifesaver OFlaherty Gribble, a favorite guest on Sopwiths show, has discovered the Callisto Effect and how to build striped holes. And in a future that makes Nineteen Eighty-Four look like Brave New World or vice versa, beautiful Hsia Shan-Yun is about to have her brain scrubbed for knitting one of those striped holes, with frightful consequences. But luckily, OFlaherty finds himself seated on a plane next to God. Tighten your belt, its that kind of novel.