BUMBLE PIE

I have often succumbed to the ',let me fix you', books that inundate every banner ad and airport kiosk around the globe. Ripping dollars from my wallet, I have chased facades of financial freedom, super-model weight loss, and even sprouting a few inches. My vertically challenged self loved the ',boots that boost', and qualified me for additional E-Harmony matches. , ,However, traditional self-help approaches heap a conscience flogging burden on YOU. , You are broke because you spend like the government, you are ',husky', because you shotgun queso, and you lack inches because you provoked the gene dealer. If you accept you are the problem, then money will secure ',head wrenches', to screw you right. Er, on tight. , That approach is certain to , bung up fragile egos. ,',Bumble Pie', utilizes a refreshingly simple approach and perfectly suited for those seeking hair-trigger fixes. , In short, the ',Pie', suggests