THE CHRONICLES OF BOB

Hey, folks. My name is Bob Barnem, and  ,I',m a chronic suicidal.Do you ever get that itch? And I',m not talking about something that can be treated with a cream or powder.You don',t follow? All right, say you',re driving down the highway. Have you ever just had a sudden urge to jump out of the car? Or maybe play intimately with traffic? In short, have you ever felt a desire for the thrill of suicide without the consequence of death?This is a tale about my various ways of suicide, and encountering a bizarre knife, some phantom creatures, and being a hero&mdash,sometimes.Things are about to get really exciting for both of us.Some itches just need to be scratched._,