Dating by Numbers

Bram is tired of being called a robot. He is methodical, literal, and easily overwhelmed by the chaos of modern dating. He craves clarity, predictability, and a partner who doesnt treat his need for structure as a flaw.

After yet another failed match‑app conversation ends with him being blocked, he posts a desperate question on a neurodivergent forum: Is it unreasonable to want a highly organised, scheduled approach to intimacy?

The answer arrives as a spreadsheet.

Roxie is 186cm of raw, functional power. She has spent her life hiding inside oversized hoodies, conditioned to believe her height and strength make her "too much." Her spreadsheet is a dating manual. Eight dates, each with defined contact, duration, and objectives. No surprises. No ambiguity. No touch until both are ready.

What follows is a meticulously planned journey through handshakes, hair‑touching, parallel gym sessions, and a trust workshop. But when a violent mugging on the seventh date forces them to act on instinct, the spreadsheet becomes a living document. Tested, not broken.

Dating by Numbers is a slow‑burn, sensory‑rich romance about two neurodivergent people who discover that love can be built with logic, spreadsheets, and an unshakeable commitment to consent. The explicit sex on Date 8 is playful, rough, and deeply earned, a celebration of mutual strength and perfect alignment.

Includes: Autistic‑coded protagonists, explicit verbal and non‑verbal consent, sensory‑focused eroticism, a power‑lifting heroine, body positivity, and a happy ending that proves the spreadsheet was never a cage, it was a key.

For everyone who has ever been told they are "too much" or "not enough."

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