FART ZOO

The very best fart book you will EVER read and the only fart book you will EVER need This is a truly joyful colourful laugh out loud celebration of all farts NO FART LEFT BEHIND in every smelly shape and size and you re not going to want to miss it Have you ever been to a FART ZOO Well roll up roll up because you are in for one very special super STINKY treat Have a look around the enclosures there s lot to see We ve got sneaky farts cheeky farts ones that make you laugh flying farts lying farts farts in the bath squeaky farts freaky farts dancing in a tree squashed farts posh farts drinking cups of tea But oh no it looks like one little fart has escaped Where can it be Doesn t it know Escaping farts will always get caught