GETTING EVEN WITH STEVEN

The war between men and women &ndash, will it never end? One hopes not. In this screenplay, &ldquo,Getting Even With Steven,&rdquo, a man is completely humiliated by his wife, morally, physically, and finally, economically, just because of an illness, a life-threatening condition particular to men, that he can&rsquo,t help. Oh, yes, he tries to do something about it, but fails miserably. Is it his fault he has a disease like Satyriasis? It hits one in a hundred men like Steven. They struggle&ndash, most suffer quietly, some give in to their pain, and we watch poor Steven &ndash, a victim if ever there was one.Satyriasis is also known as male nymphomania &ndash, lots of guys have it &ndash, Bill Clinton, risked impeachment over a quick blowjob behind the door of his office. Michael Douglas apparently got throat cancer from eating pussy &ndash,sorry, I meant cunnilingus. The guy who was scheduled to be the next president of France, Dominique Strauss-Kahn got derailed, and divorced, over a maid. And Italian president Silvio Berlusconi is a confirmed vagatarian.Poor Steven. As he tries to go straight, he vacillates, he wrestles, he broods and worries &ndash, all to no avail, as he once again he falls off the wagon.Steven has hurt a lot of people in his life - his wife, his former girlfriends, and his mistress, even his mom. Steven will do anything for sex. , His gorgeous wife, Leslie, is about to leave him. , After enrolling in a 12-step program similar to Sexaholics Anonymous, he swears he&rsquo,s cured - until he meets the young and gorgeous Miranda. , While playing Adam &, Eve on a deserted island with Miranda, Leslie receives a kidnap note and, frightened, she hurriedly disposes of all their property, $20 million worth.When Steven returns, he finds he&rsquo,s broke. , Obviously, he&rsquo,s been scammed, but by who? The list of suspects is dizzying. His best friend