Tom Cutler

Slap and Tickle is a romp through this enduringly popular subject, embracing vivid literature, language, history, and personalities. It covers sex in all its delightful variety, taking a light-hearted look at the biological mechanics, and drawing on the intimate true-life stories of sex-havers young and old, professional and amateur. Slap and Tickle is eclectic, entertaining, and original - a curious fact-filled volume, written in Tom Cutlers quirky and irreverent style.

A FREE extended extract from Slap and Tickle: The Unusual History of Sex and The People Who Have It.Slap and Tickle is a romp through the enduringly popular subject of sex, embracing vivid literature, language, history, and personalities.It covers sex in all its delightful variety, taking a light-hearted look at the biological mechanics, and drawing on the intimate true-life stories of sex-havers young and old, professional and amateur. Slap and Tickle is eclectic, entertaining, and original - a curious fact-filled volume, written in Tom Cutlers quirky and irreverent style.

Have you ever found that once you are between the sheets Madame Bovary is too heavy, magazines are too slippery, and The Guns of Navarone too long? In that case A Gentlemans Bedside Book is perfectly designed to satisfy those final moments of the days with facts, stories, ideas and instructions that will help every bright boy to become a smarter man with a well rounded curriculum of lessons in Science, English, Home Economics, R.E, Modern Languages, P.E, Art, Music and Woodwork. A lucky dip of bedside derring-do, humour, and oddity, written in his unique style by best-selling humourist Tom Cutler. Constantly surprising, ridiculously fascinating, and very, very funny.Includes such entries as: Human anatomy for the practical man; the most frequent dream subjects; delicious caustic curries you can make; Emergency meals from nowhere; Shaving: top tips from the pros; Deerstalkers and why they matter; How to grow a dashing moustache; How to open a Champagne bottle with a sword; Samuel Pepys: the rude bits; Best ever book titles; Tongue twisters; Those you may not marry, from The Book of Common Prayer; The worst ever movie dialogue; Useful foreign chat-up lines; An international swearing dictionary; filthy foreign food; Historic dumb predictions; The history of concrete; Dad rock; Coming out on top in a pub brawl; How to dissolve your wife; Mental arithmetic tricks for the practical man: ten tricks; Famous car crashes and victims; The seven habits of the highly effective Lothario; Really bad chat-up lines; Best urban legends: a list; Sword swallowing for fun and profit; How to develop a gigantic memory; Mind blowing mind reading for the complete novice.

Who has time nowadays to put in the graft to succeed? And why bother, when the truly important things in life only take a quarter of an hour to master?Here, Tom Cutler proves that following the path to becoming disgustingly rich, stylish, intelligent, thin, happy, classy, successful and a legend in the bedroom need take no longer than it does to cut your toenails, or listen to The Archers. Learn how to become as popular as your dog.Which sports car suits your personality?How to work out the date of your death.Are you a genius? With Tom Cutlers help you will soon find inner perfection and hugely impress your family, friends and work colleagues. From the author of the brilliant A Gentlemans Bedside Book, this is a hilariously funny but deeply practical guide to self-improvement.

Did NASA fake the moon landings? Did aliens build the pyramids? Is Finland really there? Dive down the conspiracy-theory rabbit hole with bestselling author and conspiracy buff Tom Cutler. Mingle with the millions who do not trust the official version and find out what THEY the global elites dont want you to know. This compelling collection of the worlds wildest conspiracy theories is packed with startling stories, curious characters and freakish facts covering everything from Princess Diana to weather control, from the cloning of Paul McCartney to 9/11, from Lizard Men to JFK. Its a Conspiracy! will make you think again about everything you thought you knew.

Devised by devious genius Tom Cutler, The Pilot Who Wore a Dress is a fiendish collection of riddles, mysteries and puzzles to test and tease your brain.Heres a simple one to get you started: four bodybuilders are huddling together in the street, under a small ladies umbrella, yet after 20 minutes not one of them has got wet. How is this possible?Separated into original brainteasers and timeless conundrums, plus locked-room head-scratchers and unsolvable crimes borrowed from the very best of detective fiction, this cunning collection will give your lateral thinking muscle a proper workout. See if you can crack the problems by tracing the clues tucked away in each mystery, without sneaking a peak at the answers at the back of the book.These puzzles are perfect for the squashed commute and after-dinner whoopla alike. They are guaranteed to entertain and delight, whether youre a wannabe Sherlock Holmes or a budding Jonathan Creek. Side effects may include bafflement, laughter, smugness, and exclamations along the lines of, Its so obvious once you know the answer.Oh, and about those bone-dry bodybuilders who said it was raining? So obvious!

El manual imprescindible, con trucos de la escuela de la vida, para chicos y hombres de esp#ritu joven. Consejos para el d#a a d#a:C#mo pesar tu propia cabezaC#mo saber cu#ndo atraes a una chicaC#mo sobrevivir una semana entera con una sola muda Si has llegado a la edad adulta sin saber c#mo se lanza una peonza, c#mo se mete un barco en una botella, c#mo se cura una resaca o c#mo se arranca una confesi#n a un sospechoso, este es tu libro. Sus lecciones f#ciles de seguir y sus consejos impagables har#n las delicias de todos los hombres entre los 9 y los 99 a#os. Este libro no te subir# la moral, ni te har# oler mejor, pero te tendr# entretenido e informado. Si quieres presumir entre clase y clase, entre plato y plato, o entre copa y copa, con los mejores trucos que te puede ense#ar la escuela de la vida, no dudes en hacerte con este ejemplar de 211 cosas que un chico listo debe saber.

El regalo perfecto para padres traviesos, t#os p#caros, novios descarados y, sobre todo, para cualquiera a quien le guste re#r. Todo lo que siempre has querido saber, y mucho m#s, sobre el sexo. Desde que nuestros ancestros empezaron a andar erguidos, el sexo y el hambre han sido las dos principales fuerzas vitales. Azotes y caricias es una historia sat#rica de la primera de esas fuerzas en sus variedades m#s deliciosas. Una mirada desenfadada a la mera mec#nica biol#gica y a historias reales sobre la intimidad de todos aquellos que practican el sexo, sean j#venes o veteranos. Ecl#ctica, entretenida, original e irreverente, Azotes y caricias abarca una rica variedad de perspectivas que se extienden desde la literatura, el lenguaje, la historia y algunos personajes c#lebres, hasta la ciencia del sexo, el sexo oral en el antiguo Egipto y otras tantas situaciones embarazosas en las que los protagonistas han sido pillados con los pantalones bajados.