Barbie Just Won't Die!

My new favorite slasher novelStephen Graham Jones

A serial killer? Shes SO over it.

Barbra Jacobs is exhausted after twenty years playing the final girl, the only one that survives till the end of the movie. Shes sick of creepy guys at backwater horror conventions asking her to sign photos of her twenty-year-old self in underwear. Shes decided this is her last one.

She thinks her day cant get any worse when she finds a woman with her throat slit in the bathroom. And now this deranged killer is stalking Barb and picking off her former castmates one by one . . .

Shes sick and tired of playing the victim. If shes going to live, Barb must give the final-girl performance of her life.

Because this time, theres no one coming to save her.

Nightmare on Elm Street meets Barbie in this iconic serial killer thriller - perfect for horror fans and scream queens alike.

ALL YOUR FAVOURITE HORROR AUTHORS CANT GET ENOUGH OF BARB JACOBS:

Barb Jacobs is a Final Girl for the ages . . . this is one book you absolutely dont want to missGwendolyn Kiste

GO BARB! An ode to feminine-and final girl-rage that is exactly what I neededS.A. Barnes

Barbie Just Wont Die! is the authentic final girl anthem that slasher fans have been screaming forBrian McAuley

Say hello to your new slasher obsession . . . Feminist, frightening and fantastically funny. Fans of Stephen Graham Jones will eat this upJosh Winning

Tanya Pell delivers a razor-sharp, unapologetic deconstruction of fame and female survivalChrista Carmen

A glittery, campy meta-slasher, Pell delivers gnarly kills, terrible puns, a reluctant final girl and a theatrically menacing masked killer@georgesreads

A wildly entertaining slasher that truly understands what horror fans love while delivering something fresh and meaningfulCapes and Tights