DSI--Date Scene Investigation

Are you a victim of a crime of the heart?
Is your relationship an unsolved mystery?

Its time to analyze the Dating DNA.

In this hilarious and helpful handbook, best-selling author Ian Kerner introduces us to the DSI team, a top-secret unit within the FBI (thats the Federal Bureau of Intimacy) whose sole mission is to investigate dating dilemmas and equip you with the skills you need so youre never again a dating victim.

Through humorous and engaging case studies, youll read about boyfriends who might be gay, gamers who wont step up to the plate, and wimps who wont go down for the count. Youll meet Dating DUPEs (Desperately Under Pressure to Evaluate) and their antagonistic ARSEs (Anti-Relationship Suspect Examinees). Youll gain unprecedented access to previously classified relationship rap sheets: detailed reports that reveal interpersonal infractions, mating misdemeanors, and flirtatious felonies. Youll boldly go where no civilian has gone before as we apply the latest forensic tools to decipher complex dating data: From testing for SPARK (Sexual Potential and Romantic Kinship), to consulting with undercover agents in the MBU (Missing Boyfriends Unit), Kerner ventures above the law and beneath the covers.

Because in the end . . . the love life you save may be your own.